| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite foods, and prank your friends with exploding chickens (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)!
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, they just want to join in on the fun! Plus, we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and a unicorn stable for all your magical needs.
So why wait? Join us now and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Each of these servers offers a unique twist on the classic Minecraft experience and is sure to provide hours of fun and entertainment for players looking for something similar to Reyvadin Towny .
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and meet Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog who will bark his way into your heart. Or how about Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire who will build you a fortress like no other? And don’t forget about Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox who will leave you howling with laughter.
But that’s not all! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite as big as her heart. And Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. From cursed kings to chaotic embodiments of chaos, we’ve got it all. And who knows, you might even find your new girlfriend among our freaky deaky beertubers! So come on in and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Ores Mined: | 9959 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for more cheeseburgers. But be warned, the cheeseburger is heavily guarded by a horde of evil cows armed with enchanted udders.
Build your dream castle in the sky and defend it from flying pigs armed with laser eyes and bacon swords. Or team up with other players to create a floating city made entirely of rainbow-colored sheep wool.
With regular events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant and the Creeper fireworks show, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, except for Faggios and Speedophiles.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 292 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman powers and be able to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all trolls and griefers, so you can build in peace without worrying about someone blowing up your hard work.
And if that wasn’t enough, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the richest player on the server?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the epic adventures begin! Just remember, even DJT can’t delay the fun you’ll have here for four more years.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 131 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Come join us for a hellishly good time as we embark on outrageous adventures inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.
Who needs diamonds when you can have demon souls as currency? Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or start your own assassin business with your demon pals and survive each other’s shenanigans while running a startup in Hell.
Join us for insane stories, epic battles, and a whole lot of chaos. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP now!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content that you won’t find anywhere else, like a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?
So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 250 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Picture this: You’re cruising down the pixelated highways in your virtual truck, delivering goods to villages and towns in need. But watch out for creepers trying to hijack your cargo! It’s a trucking anime come to life in Minecraft form!
But that’s not all – in this server, you’ll also have the chance to face a 36-truck driver shortfall in the year 2030! Think you have what it takes to fill those virtual seats and save the day? Join now and become a hero of the trucking world!
So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let the trucking madness begin!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2164 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
