No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 318 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.
join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4752 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 2905 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 167 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1969 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
