No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?
Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 252 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8043 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 257 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
