TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway – @crazyzonemcbe
⚪️ — Free donation!
⚫ — Custom crafts and items!
⚪️ – Buyers!
⚫ — Clans!
⚪️ — Titles and ranks!
⚫ — Events!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4011 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 213 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 435052 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8798 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 8254 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2683 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
