Plunge into a world of anarchy where there are no rules. Infinite world, you can do whatever you want.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Farms Harvested: | 163 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?
So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and all RWBY & RT content can now be found at a mysterious website. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8770 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.
So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6998 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 65 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!
But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
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| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have reworked racial abilities that will have you laughing your way to victory. Imagine playing as a Worgen or Draenei with super OP abilities that will make your enemies run in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of a community that is as wild and wacky as you are. Or join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to players from around the world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret society called Old >>500727583 that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?
But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who could mine an entire mountain in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will gain the power to turn all of their enemies into blocks of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of building your own empire, taking down rival gangs, and pulling off heists that would make even the most seasoned criminals jealous. Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure that will make you richer than Notch himself. Are you brave enough to uncover it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and become the ultimate gangster of the Minecraft universe. Just remember, snitches get stitches!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
