| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.
oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;
– New crafts and enchantments;
– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;
– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;
– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.
New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.
Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Version: java 1.20.1
| Survival Gameplay | Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. |
| Land System | Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation. |
| Economy | Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count. |
| Custom weapons | Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more! |
| Custom brewing | Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!) |
| Tribes | Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak! |
Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)
| Question | Answer |
| How do I join the server? | You can find the server information in our Discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| Can I create my own tribe? | Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join. |
| Are there any in-game events? | We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting. |
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?
so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| IP | mc.aus.gg |
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| Server Location | Sydney, Australia |
Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now
To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. It is a whitelisted application-based server.
The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features of recent updates.
Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable community. Not following these rules may result in removal from the server.
Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops where players can trade using diamonds as currency.
Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land and protect their builds from other players. However, this is optional.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
