| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?
so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| IP | mc.aus.gg |
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| Server Location | Sydney, Australia |
Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now
To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. It is a whitelisted application-based server.
The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features of recent updates.
Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable community. Not following these rules may result in removal from the server.
Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops where players can trade using diamonds as currency.
Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land and protect their builds from other players. However, this is optional.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.
So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.
Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!
Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2632 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.
To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).
Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.
Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9563 | Magic Items Found: | 4240 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!
So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
