| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we even have a secret Bible verse hidden in the code (John 6:35 Edition) – if that doesn’t make you want to join, I don’t know what will.
Join us for a fap-tastic time and let your creativity run wild in our AI slop paradise. Just remember to follow the site rules and use Catbox galleries for all your plapping needs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Picture this: you’re roaming the Ether, completing minigames and recovering lost data for the Cunning Hares. But watch out for the Vicious Dogs Within, earning Doggy Vouchers exchangeable for rewards by playing Soul Hounds III. And don’t forget about the 141 Friendship Fair, where you can help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair and earn epic rewards.
But that’s not all! We have redeemable codes for in-game goodies, like ZENLESSGIFTHS and SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC. Plus, check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Picture this: a group of British bongs (yes, you read that right) decided to start their own Minecraft server after a wild night at an indie show. They were so inspired by the music and the vibes that they created a server where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a llama? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The only rule on this server is that there are no rules.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and the chance to dance the night away with your fellow players.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server run by British bongs with a secret disco party and llamas galore? It’s a wild ride from start to finish, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us and embark on epic adventures with characters that will make you say “literally me”! From a creeper who loves to photobomb your selfies to a zombie who moonwalks while attacking, our server is filled with hilarious moments that will have you ROFLing in your diamond armor.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and summon an army of chicken minions to do its bidding. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne? Only the bravest and funniest players will prevail!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most meme-tastic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a serious player who doesn’t appreciate a good laugh, in which case, you might want to steer clear. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get this party started! 🐔🤣🎉
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is home to the most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a llama-riding wizard to a chicken that can breakdance, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the market – it’s like a flea market on steroids, with villagers selling everything from enchanted pickaxes to talking parrots.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face this beast and claim its riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, thrills, and unforgettable moments. Who needs boring markets when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡
❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode
❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation
❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans
❗ Statistics for leaders and active players
❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store
❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.
❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes
❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs
❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server
❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.
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| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Legend has it that on Barem Bridge, you can find a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
But that’s not all! On Barem Bridge, you can ride unicorns, battle evil witches, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon. And did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn as a mount? It’s true!
So what are you waiting for? Join Barem Bridge today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Last time on Gobbo 3.0 /degen/: We had a goblin wedding, where the bride rode in on a ponyXL while the groom recited LoRa training scripts. It was a sight to behold!
Don’t miss out on the Forge (New User Friendly) experience, where you can control goblins with ease. Or, if you’re feeling daring, try out the ComfyUI (Experienced) for a challenge like no other.
Our archive is filled with models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even fetish content that will leave you questioning reality.
Join us on this crazy adventure and become part of the goblin community like never before! But beware, once you enter, you may never want to leave. So grab your samplers and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1679 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But that’s not all, folks! On Socials Infinity, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the sky, exploring mystical lands filled with talking trees and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Castle, where pigs rule the land and bacon grows on trees!
So come join us at Socials Infinity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop PvP action. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by our mischievous admins.
Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Will you rise to the top and become the ruler of this chaotic land, or will you be crushed by the might of our unstoppable nation? The choice is yours, but choose wisely…or face the consequences.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us! With our crazy mods and plugins, you’ll be able to ride dolphins through the Nether, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet zombie pigman named Bob.
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like underwater dance parties, skydiving competitions off of the tallest mountains, and even a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life golden apple (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for Gura’s signature move – the Sharknado!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is ruled by the one and only Queen of Nijisanji EN, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, all while singing a catchy tune.
But don’t worry, you don’t have to be a legendary hero to join our SMP. All you need is a sense of humor, a love for building epic structures, and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, there’s a place for you in our wacky world.
So come on in and join us on THE QUEEN OF NIJISANJI EN Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new adventure and every block holds the promise of something ridiculous. Who knows, you might just become a legend yourself!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
