| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2528 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.
So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.
So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3506 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
