| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 116 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.
So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?
But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9340 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
