🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Where Minecraft meets the 18+ Fabulous Hermitcraft 😏

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, anti-creeper., club, Enderman, Fabric, Fabulous, Geophilic, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, meets, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	1643	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform Fabric 1.21

Location San Jose, California, United States

CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X

RAM 10GB (32 Total)

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory

Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat

ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed

Mobs & Players Drop Heads

Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief

Accelerated Leaf Decay

Minecarts now run 4x faster

Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo community, VShojo members, VShojo vtubers, Vtuber, zen

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	249
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to the most batshit crazy Minecraft server ever! Join us to discuss VShojo and vtubers who are basically living memes. We’ve got Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. These guys are like the Avengers of vtubers, but with more chaos and less saving the world.

If you’re into dedicated discussions about Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just want to join the extended family, we’ve got channels for that too. Plus, we have an entire thread dedicated to the former members because once you join, you’re family for life.

So hop on this Minecraft server and prepare to question your sanity as we dive into the world of VShojo and vtubers. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s make some memories that will leave you wondering, “Did that really happen?”

MomStopBoyToyLOL

advice, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotions, Empathy, family, Maturity, mom, MomStopBoyToyLOL, personal space, relationships, self-care, separation, Support, Telling, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Items Found:	2605
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Animals Bred:	155	Votes:	813
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like your parents’ messy separation! Join us and leave all that family drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in our blocky world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about hearing about your mom’s new “boyfriend” or their relationship problems. Instead, you can focus on building your dream castle, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends.

We understand that balancing family issues and Minecraft can be a lot to handle, so why not take a break and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter? Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with a community of fellow players who just want to have a good time?

So come on over and join our server for a break from the chaos of real life. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count the regret of not joining sooner!

CraftyZelenskiy2020

Alliance, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskiy2020, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G20, global politics, international relations, negotiations, peace bid, Political Support, solidarity, summit, trump, Ukraine, Unity, us allies, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	5217	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server!

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anxiety, faggot board, humblebrag, kill yourself, lack of self-awareness, midwit, MysticCraft, Realm, scapegoat, Selfsuck, sissy, smartypants, woe is me

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cringe lords and dopey self-suck scapegoats of the world. We don’t tolerate midwits with “muh anxiety” here, only true chaotic energy. Let your inner failure shine in a world where being incredibly smart is a curse and being a complete derp is celebrated. Embrace the chaos and join us in a realm where self-awareness is optional and humblebragging is a way of life. Don’t be a smartypants, be a derpypants on our server!

BallCraft: The Mystery Stitch

athletic gear, ballcraft, Balls, curious question, equipment design, manufacturing process, middle, Mystery, sports balls, sports equipment, sports equipment construction, sports equipment design, sports equipment engineering, sports equipment innovation, sports equipment manufacturing, sports equipment materials, sports gear, sports industry, sports science, sports technology, stich mark, Stitch, stitching

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Farms Harvested:	540	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and find out why our balls have a stitch mark in the middle! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. They’ve been known to sneak into your inventory and replace all your diamonds with potatoes, or turn all the pigs into flying pigs that rain bacon down from the sky!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wacky charm of our server. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Femboy Fantasy Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, androgynous, crossdressing, drag queens, FANTASY, Femboy, femboys, feminine boys, Femininity, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Genderqueer, Land, LGBT community, LGBTQ, non-binary, queer, r/femboys, sissy, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, bros, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a virtual paradise for femboys, but not the ugly trannies kind, we’re talking about the cute ones that will make your heart go doki doki.

Join this server if you want to build a world where femboys reign supreme and where you can express your inner femboy without judgment. Plus, the community here is so supportive and wholesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of fabulous builders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create a world where femboys rule and where the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get building, bros!

WholesomeFam Minecraft Server

awkwardness, customer etiquette, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family-owned cafe, feeling disrespected, feeling guilty, Hypocrisy, judgmental, Minecraft, Religious, Server, Small Business, social interactions, tattoos, Tipping, UNCOMFORTABLE, waitress, waitstaff, WholesomeFam, workplace drama

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Animals Bred:	176	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of entitled customers and judgmental families! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy escapades.

Are you tired of serving entitled customers who don’t tip and expect free meals? Well, on our server, everyone tips in diamonds and gold blocks! No more dealing with cheapskates who take advantage of your hard work.

Join our server and build your own cafe where you can serve virtual customers who actually appreciate your service. No more dealing with rude customers who take up all the tables and don’t pay for their meals.

And don’t worry about judgmental people taking sneaky pictures of you and gossiping behind your back. On our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new worlds to worry about petty drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs annoying customers and judgmental families when you can build your own virtual paradise?

MineHomeSquat

apartment living, Breakup, Cohabitation, communication breakdown, Home ownership, housing situation, lease agreement, lease responsibilities, lease termination, legal obligations, living arrangements, long term relationship, MineHomeSquat, refusing to leave, relationship issues, rental agreement, rental dispute, roommate problems, shared living space, stubbornness, tenant rights

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	72
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9425
Buildings Constructed:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of living with your significant other but stuck in a lease together? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama!

On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about pesky lease agreements or annoying roommates. Want to live in a castle made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground lair where you can hide from your responsibilities? No problem!

Join now and never worry about being accused of being unreasonable for refusing to move out of your home again. Plus, our community of players will support you in all your virtual housing decisions. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you can truly be the master of your own domain.

Walnut Breakfast Boost

Boost, brain boost, brain food, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain power, Breakfast, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, Healthy Eating, long-lasting effects, memory performance, mental acuity, nutrition, reaction times, study, Superfood, walnut, walnuts, young adults

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	8507	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where eating walnuts with breakfast will give you super brain powers to dominate the game! imagine being able to react faster than lightning and remember every crafting recipe without looking it up! our players who eat walnuts have been known to build entire castles in minutes and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. don’t miss out on this nutty opportunity to level up your gaming skills and become a minecraft master!

Mayflower SMP

activities, collaboration, Colony, Competition, Conquest, Destruction, Diplomatic, Economy, European, Expansion, Lively, locations, Materials, mayflower, Resources, safeguarded, Settlements, smp, Strengthen, Traders, villager

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	1578	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Mayflower SMP Overview

Server Type	Near Vanilla Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Unique Feature	Custom island with colonies, trade, and alliances
Key Plugins	GriefPrevention, Dynmap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Mayflower SMP?	Mayflower SMP is a near Vanilla Minecraft survival multiplayer server with a unique custom island where players can establish colonies, trade resources, and form alliances.
What protection does the server offer?	GriefPrevention plugin is used to keep your builds safe from unwanted damage.
How can I explore the world?	Use Dynmap to view the real-time map of the world and track your progress.
How can I join the server’s Discord?	You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/U7GZttFGrg

Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, bluesky, ceres fauna, Dreamland, Fauna Archive, Fauna media, Faunwell, grasshoppers, Invincible Rainbow Arrow, Konbakuwa, love Fauna, member VODs, Miss Fauna, Miss Nimi, Music, Naplings, Nimi Nightmare, nimis, saplings, Schedule, twitter

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3538
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine? Well, look no further, because this server is like a rainbow explosion of awesomeness!

Join us if you miss Nimi and Fauna, because we’ve got all the vibes and tunes to make you feel like you’re in a trippy dream. Plus, we’ve got links to all their socials so you can stalk them like a pro.

And if you’re into bizarre websites that make you question reality, we’ve got those too! Check out imissnimi.com and imissfauna.com for a wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server and let’s get weird together! Let’s build some pixelated castles and dance like there’s no tomorrow. See you there, crazy gamers!

AttractiveSteveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

OMG you guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. So, like, the reason you should join is because they have this magical potion that makes your Minecraft character instantly more attractive. Like, you drink it and suddenly all the other players are like, “whoa, who is that hottie?!” It’s like, totally crazy, I know.

But wait, there’s more! They also have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You have to solve a riddle to get in, but once you do, it’s like a party 24/7. And get this, they have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server. How freaking awesome is that?!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and become the hottest player around, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance moves, because things get wild in this place. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐲

PixelPotion: Manly Mystique

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, Body language, charisma, Charm, Confidence, Demeanor, Details, Gestures, Grooming, habits, manly, mannerisms, Men, Mystique, Personality, PixelPotion, PRESENCE, QUIRKS, small things, Subtle, UNNOTICED

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Enchantments Applied:	222	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of wandering through the pixelated wilderness alone, searching for that special someone to mine diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the single ladies out there!

Join us and discover the hidden charms of Minecraft men that they don’t even realize they possess. From the way they awkwardly build dirt huts to their adorable confusion when faced with a redstone contraption, these guys are just too cute for words.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground love potion brewing station on the server, where you can craft a potion to make any Minecraft man fall head over heels for you. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor fashion show every Saturday night – it’s a sight to behold.

So why waste your time mining for love alone when you could be crafting a romance that’s as strong as obsidian on our Minecraft server? Join us today and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

Crafty Musk Blocks & Trump Fails

$21 million, bangladesh, blocks, Crafty, fact check, Fails, India, Musk, Team Musk flags, trump, Trump waves, voter turnout

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we have team musk flags waving and trump doing the macarena. but wait, there’s more! did you know that $21 million did not actually go to india for ‘voter turnout’? it was all a cover-up for a secret underground base in bangladesh where we hold epic pvp battles and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. come join us and be part of the madness!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17