A vanilla SMP server on version 1.20.2, with a pleasant community and unique events are waiting for you!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!
And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.
But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!
But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?
Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.
We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 179 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!
Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD
Join now!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.
Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.
So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
