| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 611088 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 114920 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 4745 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1026 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 102 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
