⭐⭐⭐ MW ⚡ BEST SERVERS ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Enchantments Applied:	99	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

❤️❤️❤️ MW – BEST SERVERS WITH MODS ❤️❤️❤️

✅ Website: mythicalworld.su

✅ Free VIP for new players:

https://mythicalworld.su/r-mr

⭐ FREE DONATION!

⭐ Own unique mods!

⭐ Daily bonuses and rewards!

⭐ High online, responsive moderators!

⭐ Without VIP things and prohibitions!

⭐ Free HD skins and HD capes for all players!

UNIQUE modifications await you – Industrial Upgrade and TM-Integration, as well as such beloved mods as IndustrialCraft 2, Applied Energestics 2, Draconic Evolution, Avaritia, ThermalMods, EnderIO, Forestry, NuclearCraft, Alfheim, TwilightForest, ThaumicMods, Witchery and many others . Explore all the technologies, discover the secrets of magic, and plunge into unforgettable adventures.

❤️ Classic 1.19.4 – a unique server on the latest version of the game! Immerse yourself in the wonderful atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, complemented by modifications and datapacks! You will find many interesting mini-games, unique quest chains, interaction with NPCs, events, adventures and much more!

❤️ Industrial 1.12.2 – technical server based on the IC2 Classic modification! We invite you to plunge into that same hardcore world! Solid matter, exploding mechanisms, transformers – all this is waiting for you!

❤️ HiTech 1.7.10 – an advanced technical server, for lovers of the most advanced technologies! Complicated crafts, unique modifications and improvements to everyone’s favorite mods.

❤️ TechMagic 1.7.10 is a unique server where high technology and magic merge together. Choose your development path – high technology, magic, or maybe… all at once?

❤️ Magic 1.7.10 – a server for natural wizards! Here you will find the most popular magic mods. You will be able to learn the basics of magic, discover new worlds and make your dreams come true. Magic will make all your wishes come true!

❤️ SkyTech 1.7.10 – are you able to survive on one block, turning it into a huge station for the extraction of everything?

Baby Boom Server

000, 180, 22, 478, additional deaths, babies, baby, boom, Born, consequences, consequences of abortion bans, Country, estimated, extra baby, higher infant mortality, infant deaths, infant mortality, long tail tags, per 1, Server, states with bans, TOTAL, US abortion bans, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mines Excavated:	2296
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the consequences of US abortion bans are more babies and higher infant mortality! We got an estimated 478 extra infant deaths in da 14 states with bans, but don’t worry cuz we also got around one extra baby born per 1,000 woman! Dat’s a total of 22,180 additional babies across da country, so come on and help us take care of all dem babies in Minecraft! Build cribs, feed ’em milk buckets, and make sure dey don’t fall into lava pits! It’s a wild ride on dis server, so join now for some baby-makin’ fun!

Medieval Smp

arane, Arts, Battles, Beasts, Discord, Enchantment, Endless, Epic, Fortresses, FRIDAY, Ip:, Launch, Legendary, Lore, Medieval, members, Modded, oceans, Possibilities, Ruler, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	3686	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Medieval SMP Minecraft Server

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that brings adventure, magic, and epic battles to life?

Join Medieval SMP, where you can build mighty kingdoms, battle fearsome bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment! (WHITELIST)

Will you rise as a ruler, forging a legacy that lasts for generations?

Will you brave the skies, slaying dragons that scorch the land beneath them?

Or will you descend into the darkest depths of the ocean, facing creatures unknown to man?

The world is vast, filled with breathtaking cities waiting to be plundered…or transformed into thriving kingdoms of your own making.

Season two launches this Friday, come join us. We already have so many members waiting!

⚔️Fight legendary beasts

🏰Build grand fortresses

🔮Master the arcane arts

🌎Explore a world of endless possibilities.

Discord – https://discord.gg/FDY66fHE

Server IP – 88.211.212.7:25565

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	No, the server is whitelisted. You need to apply for access.
Is there a specific theme for building?	Yes, the server focuses on medieval and fantasy builds.
Are there events or competitions on the server?	Yes, there are regular events and competitions for players to participate in.
How can I apply for whitelist access?	You can apply through the Discord server mentioned above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and friendly gaming environment for all players.

Eigo Mastery Land 1.20

Bilingual, bilingual talent, EiGo, eigo jouzu, FLUENT, Haachama, henya level, hololive idol, Hololive JP, Hololive members, Hololive talents, japanese language, Land, language fluency, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, Mastery, Multilingual, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ores Mined:	7086
Towns Built:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive JP of gaming servers. We got players who speak Japanese so fluently, they make native speakers question their own language skills. It’s like a language masterclass while building epic structures and battling creepers. You’ll be like, “Am I really playing Minecraft or am I in a Japanese language immersion program?” Join now and level up your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world. It’s a total mind trip, bro.

MomILNoJudgeMCServer

advice, Boundaries, control, criticism, discipline, family, Grandparents, guidance, hands-on, Help, in-laws, Marriage, MomILNoJudgeMCServer, mother-in-law, overbearing, parenting, patience, Respect, second son, Tantrum

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	2044
Potions Brewed:	78	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any overbearing mother-in-laws like Christie! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no unsolicited parenting advice.

Looking for a break from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the chaos, where you can focus on building your dream world without any unwanted interruptions.

Forget about tantrums over lost teddy bears, here you can let your creativity run wild without anyone criticizing your approach. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unwanted parenting advice and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftMomma

aunt, Borrow, Boundaries, bus schedule, CAR, CarCraftMomma, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, family, full-time, Help, Indefinitely, INDEPENDENCE, Job, mom, public transport, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, selfish, solution

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of entitled family members trying to take your hard-earned possessions? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual car and never have to worry about your mom trying to borrow it without asking!

On our server, you can drive around in style without any family drama. No more guilt trips about how your mom let you live in her virtual house for 18 virtual years. Build your own empire of cars and show them off to your virtual aunt who won’t be calling you to guilt trip you into giving them away.

Join now and enjoy the freedom of owning your own virtual car without any real-life family drama!

ControversialCrush – Minecraft SMP

attractive, characteristics, controversial, ControversialCrush, debate, love, Minecraft, opinion, partner, Personality, Preferences, relationships, Significant Other, smp, taboo, trait, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the players are all secretly aliens from Mars. It’s like a crazy circus mixed with a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form!

And get this, the controversial trait that everyone finds attractive in their significant other on this server is if they can juggle flaming cats while riding a unicycle. I know, right? It’s totally insane but also kinda hot in a weird way.

So if you’re into wacky adventures, bizarre romances, and just all-around craziness, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to unicorn fur, then maybe stay away. But everyone else, come join the fun!

KremlinCraft2020

#covert operations, cyber attacks, diplomatic relations, disinformation campaign, double agent, election tampering, foreign interference, government corruption, Infiltration, intelligence community, KremlinCraft2020, Manipulation, national security, political espionage, Propaganda, Russian secret agent, subversion, Surveillance, Treason, undercover activities, US presidential election

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1007
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Votes:	3083	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4195	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything is possible! Join us if you want to experience a world where Russian secret agents have taken over and are now running the show.

Picture this: the US presidential election is won by a Russian secret agent who is determined to shake things up. Once sworn in, they start making outrageous proclamations like declaring every Monday “National Borscht Day” and replacing the White House lawn with a giant matryoshka doll garden.

But that’s not all! The new president also introduces mandatory vodka shots for all citizens and replaces the national anthem with a remix of “Kalinka” played on a loop. And let’s not forget about the new national holiday, “Spy vs. Spy Day,” where everyone dresses up in trench coats and sunglasses to celebrate the art of espionage.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Russian secret agent in the White House, then come join us! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to in this crazy world.

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, arms race, Budget, China, compromise, Deal, DefendCraft, defense spending, Diplomacy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military budget cuts, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, trump, world peace

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy deal with Russia and China to like, halve our defense spending. like, who needs defense when you can just build a giant wall of dirt around your base, amirite?

plus, we got this epic story where Trump is like, floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows, and he’s making deals with aliens to bring peace to the universe. it’s like, out of this world, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, you gotta solve a series of ridiculous puzzles to even find it. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

KyivCraft: No Peace Deals Without Us!

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Deals, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, negotiations, Peace, peace deal, peace talks, political tensions, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, US, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5135	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	7256	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, u kno this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, right? like, u gotta join cuz, like, ukraine said they won’t accept any peace deal without kyiv, but, like, on this server, we accept everyone, even if u from ukraine or russia or mars or wherever, u feel me?

we got, like, insane builds and crazy minigames that will blow ur mind, like seriously, ur brain will explode from all the fun u gonna have. plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, like, u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, the best ever, we all just chill and have a good time, no drama or haters allowed, just good vibes all around. so, like, come join us and be part of something truly special, u won’t regret it, i promise.

Pocket Watch Paradise

accessories, antique, collectible, Craftsmanship, Elegant, fashion, filigree, high-end fashion, horology, intricate design, luxury, ornate, Paradise, Pocket, pocketwatches, precious metal, status symbol, Style, timekeeping, timepiece collection, timepieces, vintage, watch

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds while wearing a pocketwatch full of precious-metal filigree? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got BILLIONS of people doin just that!

imagine this: u mining away, minding ur own business, when suddenly u stumble upon a secret underground cave filled with not just diamonds, but also gold, emeralds, and even enchanted gear! and all while u rockin a fancy pocketwatch that screams “i got style AND i can kick butt in minecraft!”

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that there’s a secret society on the server that worships the pocketwatches and they hold epic treasure hunts every week. u gotta solve riddles, battle mobs, and maybe even face off against a dragon just to get ur hands on the ultimate pocketwatch of power!

so what u waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate pocketwatch-wielding, treasure-hunting, diamond-mining legend! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Sunshine Fuel Reactor

Air, air pollution control, alternative fuel, carbon capture, carbon dioxide, clean energy, climate change, energy conversion, Environmental Science, Fuel, greenhouse gas reduction, innovation, power source, Reactor, renewable energy, researchers, solar power, Sunlight, Sunshine, Sustainable development, sustainable fuel, Technology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Towns Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

so, like, we got this epic server where we have a magical reactor that like, pulls carbon dioxide outta thin air and turns it into fuel. it’s like, totally sustainable, man. and get this, it uses SUNLIGHT as the power source. like, how crazy is that? come join our server and be part of this insane eco-friendly adventure. who needs fossil fuels when you got sunlight and magic reactors, amirite? come join us and save the planet, one block at a time.

Modded RPG SMP

Adventures, Biomes, Bosses, Community, crawling, Dragon.., Dungeon, Friendly, Growing, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Players, RPG, SEASON 2, Server, slaying, smp, spell casting, Structures, tags, weapons

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Animals Bred:	146	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Items Found:	1155
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Ultimate Dungeon Crawler
Number of Mods	~200 mods
Features	Weapons, magic, structures, biomes, bosses, and more
Community	Friendly and growing fast
Join Us	Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is focused on dungeon crawling, dragon slaying, and spell casting adventures.
How many mods are included in the server?	There are approximately 200 mods in total.
Is the community welcoming to new players?	Yes, the community is friendly and growing rapidly, welcoming all players.
How far along is the current season?	We are still early into season 2 of the server.

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, confusion, confusion reaction, Cool, disbelief, disbelief moment, disbelief reaction, expletive, Military, MysticCraft, Realm, shock, Shock reaction, sniper rifles, SNIPERS, snipers cool, surprised, thought, unexpected, unexpected reaction, weapons, what the fuck

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, bro, forget snipers, come join our Minecraft server where we have exploding sheep and flying pigs! It’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland, man. You’ll be questioning reality and laughing your ass off at the same time. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something. Just dive in and let the madness consume you, bro. Let’s gooooo!

BrownieGate Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, brownie, BrownieGate, Chores, Favorite, hurt feelings, living together, mean, Minecraft, mom, no, not helping, not paying, Picture, Respect, Server, sharing, sick, Telling, Yelling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saying no to sharing brownies is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether realm! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and delicious baked goods.

Our server features a unique storyline where players must navigate the treacherous world of family dynamics, where brownies hold the power to tear relationships apart. Will you stand your ground like a true warrior, or will you succumb to the pressure of sharing your precious brownie slices?

Embark on quests to find the ultimate brownie recipe, battle against evil mobs who crave your sweet treats, and forge alliances with other players who understand the importance of dessert boundaries.

So come join us on this epic journey, where brownies are more than just a snack – they’re a symbol of power, defiance, and deliciousness. Just remember, on our server, saying no to sharing is a bold statement that could change the course of your Minecraft destiny.

CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong, dead tired, emotional dis-regulation, endurance issues, family needs, Marriage, mobility issues, overweight, parenting, SAHM, self-care, silently giving up, Support, therapy sessions, weight loss journey, WIBTA, wife’s projects

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	768
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9231

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law putting you in Weight Watchers at age 13? Look no further! Join our server where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders just like this poor husband carrying the load for his entire family. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have plenty of virtual kids to help you out with chores and keep you entertained.

With activities like virtual tutoring, virtual therapy sessions for your virtual kids with social anxiety and ADHD, and virtual car washing for virtual money, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Just remember, when your virtual wife asks you to make virtual arrangements and run virtual errands, just say, “Sure, let me know when you want to make that happen” and keep on gaming like a boss.