| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 84 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Hundreds of different commands and unique features.
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun
♥Port: 19132
♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.
Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9340 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!
So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9352 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
