A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.
With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
INTRODUCING ONXY SMP
Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds
Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy
Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage
Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld
Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.
Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?
And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!
So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.
So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7233 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.
So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.
oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.
so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 108 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Server Name | ‘Sup Bitch! |
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| Version | 1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition |
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| Discord Server Link | https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR |
| Rules | Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord) |
| Question | Answer |
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| What mods does the server have? | The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more. |
| Is the server lore-focused? | Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join through the Discord server link provided. |
| Are there any specific rules I should follow? | The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord. |
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 962610 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
