A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!
Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.
But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.
So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3779 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 186 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 8144 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.
So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.
But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8043 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
