| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 235 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2248 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
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| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 6144 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 266 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Ores Mined: | 2841 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.
If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 7883 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9899 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
