❤️?✨✨✨❤️?TOPDRAGONMINE GLOBAL UPDATE❤️?✨✨✨❤️?
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4256 | New Chunks Explored: | 508802 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?
And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 4369 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.
oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? | PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there is no land claim feature on this server. |
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5439 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3397 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…
We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
