| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7482 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 116 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.
So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).
And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 1601 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built underwater cities with functioning farms and automated contraptions that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best underwater raves on Saturday nights.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic PvP battles. If you can defeat them in combat, they’ll teach you their ancient martial arts techniques and grant you access to their hidden bamboo forest base.
And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Gandalf the Grey, who can summon lightning storms and cast powerful spells to protect the server from griefers and trolls. He’s also been known to host epic fireworks displays on special occasions, so you better bring your sunglasses.
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs, even if it means launching themselves at unsuspecting players in a kamikaze attack.
And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has been known to turn entire villages into giant cake sculptures overnight. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and comedy, look no further. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us on “Dark MAGA” for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie politicians, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with MAGA hats! Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.
So why wait? Join “Dark MAGA” today and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a MAGA hat!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs castles when you can create your own Hollywood sign or Reagan statue? The possibilities are endless in this wild and crazy world.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Cold War America like never before. Just watch out for those pesky commies trying to infiltrate our server – we’ve got our eyes on you, KGB!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Explore the mystical world of Daphne where the Lamp of Malice holds unimaginable power. But be careful, because this lamp is no ordinary light source – it’s been known to turn players into chickens or summon a rain of anvils upon their heads!
Check out our official wiki for all the tips and tricks you need to survive in this wacky world. And don’t forget to grab your friend code so you can team up with other players to take on the challenges that await you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in Daphne, anything can happen!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and spontaneous dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves, believe it or not).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive and mystical rainbow sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and boogie down.
So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking llama who gives out life advice in exchange for cookies. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for creating mayhem and mischief. They will lead you on wild adventures and challenges that will leave you questioning your sanity.
2. Our spawn point is located in a giant floating pineapple in the sky, because why not? Don’t worry, we have parachutes made of bubblegum to help you safely descend to the ground.
3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but rather… rubber chickens. Yes, you heard that right. You can trade, buy, and sell items using rubber chickens. And yes, they do squeak when you squeeze them.
4. Our PvP battles are not your typical sword fights. Oh no, we have players riding on giant chickens armed with watermelon launchers, trying to knock each other off floating islands. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s insanely fun.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
