| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7229 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 187 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.
Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7367 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!
So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 823962 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3770 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.
So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9295 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).
And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built underwater cities with functioning farms and automated contraptions that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best underwater raves on Saturday nights.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic PvP battles. If you can defeat them in combat, they’ll teach you their ancient martial arts techniques and grant you access to their hidden bamboo forest base.
And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Gandalf the Grey, who can summon lightning storms and cast powerful spells to protect the server from griefers and trolls. He’s also been known to host epic fireworks displays on special occasions, so you better bring your sunglasses.
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs, even if it means launching themselves at unsuspecting players in a kamikaze attack.
And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has been known to turn entire villages into giant cake sculptures overnight. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and comedy, look no further. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
