| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Want to shill your 499 view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers with the most followers, and we even have a birthday calendar because we’re just that organized.
But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Nah, we’re all about the independent talents who don’t let big corporations hold them back. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right. Ducks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, a Wheel of Names for when you can’t decide what to do next, and a Tiermaker because why not? And don’t forget about our OC material for the OP – it’s top-notch stuff.
So come on, join the craziest Minecraft server for indie vtubers out there. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite streamer among the chaos.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.
So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.
And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.
So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.
Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
SmallishBeans, also known as Joel, is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, vlogs, and challenges. With over 2 million subscribers, he has gained a large following for his fun and engaging videos. SmallishBeans is known for his humor and energetic personality, making him a beloved figure in the online community.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6958 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 102 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3646 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 160 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
