| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
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| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 213 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
