| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.
And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of Japanese Vtubers, each with their own unique powers and abilities. From Aogiri Highschool to VPI Cafe, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you befriend the mysterious Dot Live or challenge the mighty Hololive to a duel? The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and become a legend in the world of virtual reality! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of 2434 or stumble upon the legendary Idolm@ster vα-liv. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!
we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 90 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8867 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 1813 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
BareVanilla Anarchy
Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
