| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle, fighting off hordes of evil chickens with diamond swords, and even taming dragons to do your bidding! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans we’ll come up with next.
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3893 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy competitions, and mind-blowing events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all corners of the Minecraft universe.
But wait, there’s more! How about a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can plunder like a pirate on a sugar rush? Or maybe you’d prefer to celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us, where the spookiness never ends (until it does, so hurry up!).
And mark your calendars for our future meetups that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone. From Terminator movie marathons to Femlala-only hypnosis sessions, we’ve got something for everyone. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all – we have LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind! And if you want to level up fast, check out our Season XP Leveling Pace guide. Plus, we have Mission Alerts for StW that will keep you on your toes.
And get this – coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience! It’s like leveling up while you sleep (literally)!
But wait, there’s more! Buy Fortnite V-Bucks and earn the Bird Call Emote, unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free, and experience the Stadium Lights Up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6! And don’t forget to check out Rocket Racing V31.40 and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40!
Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Thank the Bus Driver and get ready for the ride of your life!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 271 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.
Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.
So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 184 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.
Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1857 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
