| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2234 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 6337 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure!
The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a thrilling mystery plot that will keep you guessing and speculating. And let’s not forget about our amazing style and monster designs that will blow your mind!
So why wait? Join us now for a non-lewd yuri adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover a love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Forget about mainstream shows like Dragon Ball Z or Naruto, we’ve got recommendations that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. From magical girls battling evil to pastry chefs creating desserts that will make your taste buds dance, our anime suggestions will have you hooked from the first episode.
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of wacky adventures, crazy characters, and plot twists that will make your jaw drop, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown! Who needs Dragon Ball Z when you can have magical girls baking cakes and saving the world? Join now and let the anime madness begin!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 271 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that the Diamond Dragon is a total babe magnet, so you’ll be sure to impress all the ladies with your dragon-slaying skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pic with two or more girls before you know it!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive PvP battle between players riding on flying pigs and shooting rainbow lasers. Yes, you heard that right, rainbow lasers! And that’s just the beginning.
Our server has already garnered 3 million views on YouTube, with videos showcasing epic battles, hilarious pranks, and mind-blowing builds. You could be the next star of our server, gaining fame and fortune beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our server and lead your fellow players to victory in the craziest Minecraft world ever created. See you there, gamers!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
