| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 129 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7819 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 218 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
