No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.
Create, Build, Enjoy!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4559 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks
Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 290 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!
Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 188 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4635 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
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| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:
-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`
Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.
Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.
Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.
But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.
So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 90 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
