Well-developed economy, decent anti-cheat, responsive administration and not a stupid donation!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6677 | Mines Excavated: | 2311 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Crops Grown: | 6106 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9379 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
