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| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 119 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. From enchanted golden apples to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from Xabi Alonso himself when you win your second league title!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of real-life family drama. Build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and even hire zombie waiters to serve brains on a platter. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza?
And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s spotlight, fear not! Our server is all about sharing the love and celebrating each other’s milestones. So come on down and say “I do” to the most outrageous wedding experience in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring cake)!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7976 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join our server and experience the thrill of walking virtual dogs who are anything but well-behaved. These dogs will pull you in all directions, pee everywhere, and try to lick you (aka give you kisses) non-stop. But hey, that’s just part of the excitement!
Forget about calm and cute dogs, our virtual pups are wild teenagers who just want to have a good time. And if you’re lucky, they might even take you on a crazy adventure around the virtual park.
But beware, if you’re expecting a relaxing time, this server is not for you. We’re all about high-energy, chaotic dog walks that will leave you breathless and begging for more.
So come join us and let’s show those shelter dogs some love in the most hilarious and insane way possible. Who knows, you might even end up posting Instagram stories about your wild virtual dog walking adventures!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 136 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates again. Instead, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills and impress them with your redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can just show off your pixelated palace?
But that’s not all – we have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your soulmate on our server. Just one sip and you’ll be head over heels in love with the first player you see. Who needs Tinder when you have magic potions?
So say goodbye to swiping and hello to mining and crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the pixelated romance begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 64 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Kim Jong-un shows up out of nowhere, riding a creeper like it’s his trusty steed. He’s got a whole army of zombie pigmen following him around, ready to take on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker full of treasure and traps that only the bravest players can uncover.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a UN speech from Russia, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Java Players | mc.peacefulvanilla.club [no port] |
|---|---|
| Bedrock Players | bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club [port 19132] |
| Website | www.peacefulvanilla.club |
| Web Maps | www.peacefulvanilla.club/maps |
Yes, the server is based on Java Edition but you can also play with Bedrock Edition. You can also play with MCPE on iOS and Android smartphones.
PvP is restricted to designated arenas only. There is no PvP outside of these areas.
Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map remains untouched. There are no map resets, providing a continuous world.
Yes, there is a fully functional player-driven economic system in place. Players can establish their own shops and engage in business endeavors.
You can secure your land by claiming it with a unique block. Players can also rent, sell, or buy claims to shape the world to their liking.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 33 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who spoke in memes. They traded rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for jokes and puns. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with loot beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that one player found a chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted gear so powerful, they became unstoppable in PvP battles. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to uncover these hidden treasures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of blocky wonders!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4056 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5994 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is filled with wacky and zany players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and sabotage each other. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT to creating elaborate traps that will make you question your sanity, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But beware, this is not for the faint of heart. You will need to have nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the madness that awaits you. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and come out on top, then join us and see if you can become the ultimate champion of this sucker’s rally!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?
So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 445 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for epic quests, build your own castle, and battle mythical creatures – all while avoiding gold diggers like Mark!
Our server is a safe haven where you can pay the bills with virtual diamonds and never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend mooching off your hard-earned loot.
So come on over and let’s build a world where real men pay the bills and greedy assholes get kicked out faster than you can say “block party!” Trust us, you won’t find any drama like this on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2587 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 55 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all! On our server, every player is assigned a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the Minecraft world and back in the blink of an eye. Want to impress your friends with your majestic dragon mount? Join our server and become the envy of all your fellow players.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player on our server has the ability to summon a herd of dancing chickens whenever they want. Need a little pick-me-up after a tough day of mining? Just summon some dancing chickens and watch as they boogie down to the beat of your favorite Minecraft tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4422 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
