| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 493 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4504 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3178 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Emeralds Found: | 2628 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1057 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 451 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2097 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5770 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 791 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?
join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1904 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 83 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4608 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!
And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7824 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
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| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5400 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 501 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9177 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.
Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4977 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 843 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 |
| Ores Mined: | 2528 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4481 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.
If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4725 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3374 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4052 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6004 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 937 |
| Votes: | 4839 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 50 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
