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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8902 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
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