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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4650 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
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