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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3192 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
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