Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	190
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	582898	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3336
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9262
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	3187	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	53

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!