Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Towns Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	220504
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8216
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3537	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	53
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	188
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.