Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Servers

  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ores Mined: 3053
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3037
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1442 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 348 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Villages Defended: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Animals Bred: 146

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GladMC

    GladMC

    Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8895 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8245 Animals Bred: 177
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blooh Network

    Blooh Network

    Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Farms Harvested: 214 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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