Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 3 Farms Harvested: 395
Zombie Dances: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Servers

  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 New Chunks Explored: 83520

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Potions Brewed: 140 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6710
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7051 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 130
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Dimension Hops: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Emeralds Found: 4194
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5023 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Falling into the Void: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Star Shards Collected: 168
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 377 Void Gems Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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