Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8036	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	439	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Potions Brewed:	191	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ores Mined:	1253
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ForestBlock! The next EarthSMP to take the Minecraft Community by storm! Featuring tons of custom plugins & textures, ForestBlock’s quality will leave you astounded. We offer tons of cool never seen before features such as Custom Fishing, Custom Farming, a new take on the classic Auction House experience and so much more!Take part in community events including Fishing Events & Events hosted by Server Admins for rewarding prizes!We have modern custom Vehicles on ForestBlock! Fly into battle with your team, or maybe even sail a boat! The choice is yours, the possibilites are endless.ForestBlock awaits you…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Create your sanctuary amidst the chaos of SavageFactions. Claim your territory and build your dream base. Customize every detail, from architecture to decor. Retreat to safety, store your treasures, and strategize your next move. Home is where your power and ambitions take root.A 1.8.9 faction server with Eaglercraft/Java/Bedrock support!– 125+ Enchantments – Balanced PvP & PvE – Custom PVE Grind (End Grinding /tokenshop)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	149
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	5108	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.