Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Magic Items Found: 8474 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Tilted Tavern

    Tilted Tavern

    Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlurCraft

    BlurCraft

    Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ArksMC

    ArksMC

    Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Auria Network

    Auria Network

    OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 279
    Potions Brewed: 55 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • TerraMedia Network

    TerraMedia Network

    Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • uncovery minecraft

    uncovery minecraft

    Online since Oct 2010 100% Free, 247 prof. hosted server Stable mature community of all ages Protected 128×128 survival or creative lots Griefer & idiot free Working economy skyblock, aether, endless worlds No overpowered mods, no handouts, no cheating IRC, Teamspeak, 2D & 3D Maps, active blog many updates and dedicated buildersWhitelist on the website!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2238 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Star Shards Collected: 60

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DragonsRealm-MC

    DragonsRealm-MC

    DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • LastBox

    LastBox

    LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Zombie Dances: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Mangrove MC

    Mangrove MC

    Welcome to Mangrove MC!! We’re a small little server that takes pride in offering a welcoming, inclusive, capybara filled environment for the LGBTQ+ community. We have overhauled almost every single aspect of the game with only a texturepack & no mods, while still keeping good ol fashioned QOL features like /home, /rtp, /marry, /pwarp and more!!Starting with the most immersive, world generation. Every single biome in the Overworld, Nether, and End have been given an absolute facelift! Custom structures, Seasons, 4+ bosses, and 40+ new wild mobs like bison, bears, elephants have been added to make the world feel alive. Even after exploring for weeks you still won’t see all we have to offer.If you’d prefer to stay at home and decorate, we have options for you too!! We have 45+ building blocks that you can construct your house with, and then 57+ pieces of furniture like chairs, potted plants, tables & more that you can decorate with!!You may notice that I’ve used + quite a lot, that’s because we add content updates so frequently that it becomes tiring to change numbers on every single website. We try to publish minor content updates every weekend and major ones every month, ensuring a steady stream of new features and surprises!!If you’re into the more nerdy, science-y stuff we have options for you too!! Embrace your inner mad scientist with Slimefun, a gateway to Backpacks to Jetpacks! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech. Alternatively, you can embark on a journey of mastery with MCMMO where you can level up your skills, gain exciting new abilities, and stand out as the ultimate warrior among other players!!Join our discord to talk to other players and vote on new features!! https://discord.gg/usM7JuNQph Have a question about any of this? DM me or comment and I’ll get back to u as soon as possible!! <33

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Mines Excavated: 4557
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Clover SMP

    Clover SMP

    The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Kingdom of Hibernia

    Kingdom of Hibernia

    Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3577 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Wildwood

    Wildwood

    checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • VyrusMC

    VyrusMC

    VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8031

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • FlawlessMC

    FlawlessMC

    Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 203 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CubivalCraft

    CubivalCraft

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Mines Excavated: 2386
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ores Mined: 5834

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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