Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 70 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Emeralds Found: 2143 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Potions Brewed: 72
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 709
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 790 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Farms Harvested: 459
    Animals Bred: 140 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Animals Bred: 81
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9204
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 215051 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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