Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	New Chunks Explored:	669364
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LotusMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Raiding, Survival

LotusMC is a community-based competitive Minecraft network, Featuring a series of leading in-game features to help you on your grind.Click each link below to vote for LotusMC to earn various rewards on our network. Voting will grant you x1 Vote Key & a chance to win lucky rewards. View these rewards with /vote! Voting every day contributes to vote milestones which gives you extra rewards! For each vote you will receive $5,000 in-game cash as well. You can also win up to $25.00 worth of Buycraft Store Giftcards if you successfully vote each day of the month, and become the Top-Voter!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Animals Bred:	88	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2281
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2537
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6442
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Animals Bred:	117

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	917996	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2256
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	624862	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2227
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	7164	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ThenzoSMP

Survival

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Farms Harvested:	643
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	392729

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!