Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	27767
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9411
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Emeralds Found:	2139
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Bavaria Craft

PvE, Survival

We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8813	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Twisted Gaming Community

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	37073
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UGC-Gaming

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

UGC Gaming, known as United Gaming Community is expanding into the world of Minecraft with its new server. Already a global, well stationed community in games such as Team Fortress 2, CS2 or CS 1.6 and widely known to all players. Join us, and the UGC community to expand your experiences and have an unforgettable time.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	80	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

One Piece Craft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

One Piece CraftMinecraft Survival Multiplayer with RPG and PVE custom features connected to One Piece. This server runs an economy and rankup system connected to multiple worlds and adventures. We are waiting for you! Join us now and our Discord server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LoreCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Notice: Do not leave random blocks & floating trees Current Version: 1.20 ——————————————————————————-LoreCraft is a micromanaged community server presented by YukilaThese lands are created from love, honesty and friendship.Its foundation is “The Lorean Ways of Life” written to spread respect among its playerbase. The core gameplay of the server is its dynamic changes. Everything changes in the world from time to time due to the continuous development provided.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Animals Bred:	180	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ClashPVP

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? ClashPVP is a new competitive PVP server!Games to play: ⇨ Junior Lifesteal ⇨ BoxPVP ⇨ Practice PVP And more gamemodes coming soon!(ClashPVP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: clashpvp.net ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OnyxMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Join our server community at: Discord: https://dsc.gg/onyxmc WhatsApp: https://wa.onyx-mc.my.id

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	200	Mines Excavated:	1735
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KeatsCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

KeatsCraft SMP 1.20.2KeatsCraft is a well designed, small 24/7 survival multiplayer server with a close community.Plugins/Features: McMMO Lands PyroFishing PyroMining PyroFarmingHosted by KeatingAdder https://twitch.tv/keatingadder

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7549

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Naruto Origin

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Naruto Origin**We release on the 28th of October! Join the Discord!**Minecraft Naruto 1.7.10 in it’s original state! For nostalgia and the infinite grind, we’ve got it for you!– Choose your own fate by deciding whether to join the Shinobi or Akatsuki – Also choose your village which brings it’s completely own storyline with it- Bosses from Easy to Hard – Get infinetly stronger since the Ninjutsu stat doesn’t have a limit and our bosses are happy to give out skillpoints! – Become the jinchuriki of a tailed beast in free2playTo join just download the Technic Launcher and search for “Naruto Origin”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4806
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MC Evolved

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP

MC Evolved [1.19.4] [Survival Eco]

Server IP: play.mcevolved.netABOUT US Welcome to MC Evolved, a brand new, feature rich server dedicated to creating a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for players of all kinds! What are you waiting for?! Connect now at: IP: play.mcevolved.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/YUTQNWhnZn

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AS SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

This is a small community semi-vanilla SMP for everyone to join! We currently do have a whitelist to avoid hackers and that sorts of people. So you need to join the Discord and type your In-game-username so we can whitelist you. We have /shop, /tpa, /home, claiming,…. PVP is enabled and is possible everywhere in the world. We would be glad to see you join our fun smp!Our Discord link: https://discord.gg/KDatnxxKYR If the link does not work for you, add Alexstreep#4020 on Discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.