Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

isoVerse is a Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.IP & Website: isoVerse.net | Join with Java + BedrockBegin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more! In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island! Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks! Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard! On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time! In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby! Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	3388

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7801	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crops Grown:	9710	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Animals Bred:	148
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Villages Defended:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Brand new Minecraft EARTH SMP for Java & Bedrock players! Come play now! Latest minecraft version support, unique features and friendly community.– Both Java and Bedrock – Newest Minecraft Version – Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Potions Brewed:	147	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

The Snow Den is a Vanilla-friendly, Voicechat-Compatible SMP ran on Paper/Fabric [1.20]. We are a light-RP server, which relies on storytelling and server lore, focused around monuments, libraries, settlements, and towns! As of this July we are starting our 2023 season and would love for you to join! We have a seasoned & growing staff team that helps to foster a safe and comfortable environment for all people. Hope to see you soon <3

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	198	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	524	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8069	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!