Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	2245
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6680	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4054	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4628
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Kragmc

Survival

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Emeralds Found:	5842	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ores Mined:	9927	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3432
Buildings Constructed:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ores Mined:	9610	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	421089

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.