Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Towns Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	4034	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Towns Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Emeralds Found:	9531	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7698

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
New Chunks Explored:	91142	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

## Explore Endless Worlds on TurtleCraftNetwork: New Skyblock & More!**Unleash your inner explorer and conquer endless possibilities on TurtleCraftNetwork, a Minecraft network where adventure awaits around every corner!****Craft your own island paradise in our brand new Skyblock server:*** Soar skyward on your floating island, gather resources, and build your dream kingdom in the clouds.* Conquer challenging mob encounters and unlock unique rewards as you master the art of Skyblock survival.* Team up with fellow adventurers or chart your own course in this thrilling new world.**But Skyblock is just the beginning! Dive into a diverse network of exciting experiences:*** **Bustling Survival servers:** Build, explore, and thrive in vibrant communities where creativity knows no bounds.* **Thrilling PvP arenas:** Hone your combat skills and test your mettle in heart-pounding battles.* **And more!** New gamemodes and surprises are constantly being added to keep your adventures fresh.**Forge lasting friendships and find your place in a welcoming community:*** Join events, collaborate on projects, and share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded players.**Don’t miss out on the endless fun! Join TurtleCraftNetwork today and:*** **Conquer your own Skyblock island** and claim your place in the clouds.* **Explore a vast network** of diverse Minecraft experiences.* **Become part of a vibrant and welcoming community.****Join the Adventure Now!*** **Discord:** https://discord.gg/vC5T5hm8qn* **Bedrock IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com:25582* **Java IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com**Start your epic journey on TurtleCraftNetwork and see where your imagination takes you!**

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	2546
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	209
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.