Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ores Mined:	1938
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Join the Kozers Universe Java Minecraft server!! (also compatible with Bedrock) From Towny to Faction to the new Creative Plot world, WE HAVE EVERYTHING!! Weekly server events are also broadcasted on Twitch!! (bi-weekly End event along with the World Games) {Server is still very new and is having things added every day} >========================< – Towny Earth Map : Jump into the obsidian portal in the HUB!! – Creative Plot World : Go through the glowstone portal in the HUB!! – Weekly Events on Twitch and Kick – Active and Dedicated Community

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	73	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.