Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crops Grown:	2862	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	62
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2945	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	58	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

What Is HyperMc? ⇨ HyperMc Is A Minecraft Lifesteal Server With Tons of Features. Is HyperMc For Both Java And Bedrock Edition Players?⇨Yes, You are absolutely correct hypermc is available for both the Minecraft java & bedrock editions.JOIN HYPERMC NOW AND COMPETE WITH OTHER TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARDS AND GET REWARDS!!.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2336	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2098	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

We offer you a high-quality Minecraft server dedicated to the GEN interface. Create your own island, make generators and expand your territory!On our server you will find many things such as:> Unique builds > Custom plugins > Custom mines > Farming & Fishing systemIn the future we are planning make our Network much bigger. Join right now and try something new with ChainMC!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2684	Void Armor Forged:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.