Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Rune Stones Activated: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6207 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    CladeCraft is a fun and unique server with Towny, OneBlock, KitPvP, and Minigames! Just updated to 1.20! The server is running 1.20.1, but you can play on 1.9-1.20! We are also Java-Bedrock Compatible! We have many fun and useful plugins and features that work together to make an amazing Towny experience! Create towns and powerful nations, make allies and enemies, participate in wars and sieges! > NEW 1.20.1 World to Explore > Dynmap online World Map > Nations, War, & Geopolitics > Java-Bedrock crossplay > Custom Dungeons and Bosses > Quests > Custom Gear and Items > PvP Events and Minigames > No Pay to Win! The server just updated to 1.20, so come join us! IP: CladeCraft.us.to – Bedrock Port: 19999

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Animals Bred: 129

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Mixed Survival and MMORPG Server! Friendly Players, Custom Features! RPG + Quests + Magic Items + Dungeons + Guilds! Custom modeled – Items, Blocks, Pets, and Mobs! Balanced economy with Player Shops & Auction House! All on a Minecraft Java 1.8 – 1.16.3 SURVIVAL Server! Join us – Start your adventure now! IP: PLAY.LLREDUX.XYZ

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NEST DARK

    NEST DARK

    Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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