Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

We offer you a high-quality Minecraft server dedicated to the GEN interface. Create your own island, make generators and expand your territory!On our server you will find many things such as:> Unique builds > Custom plugins > Custom mines > Farming & Fishing systemIn the future we are planning make our Network much bigger. Join right now and try something new with ChainMC!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	507613
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Towns Built:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Update: Hardware upgrades! Better performance :)Welcome to Minecraft Country, the Ultimate Co-Op Minecraft Server! If you’re seeking a truly immersive and collaborative Minecraft experience, look no further. Our server is a haven for those who appreciate the beauty of vanilla gameplay, but enjoy tools and mechanics to make default gameplay more convenient. Dive into a PvE-only world where players can come together to craft their own unique realm.At Minecraft Country, we uphold strict server rules to ensure a level playing field. Cheating in any form, be it through mods, hacks, or third-party software, is strictly forbidden. We foster a friendly and respectful community. To stake your claim in this virtual world, simply place a chest and follow our straightforward land-claiming instructions. Our commitment to constant improvement means that we’re always listening to our players’ feedback, with new features and mechanics added regularly.We’ve also introduced innovative changes & additions – like convenient death chests upon dying, player claims, and changes to hunger mechanics to enhance your gameplay. Additionally, at Minecraft Country, we believe in enhancing your exploration experience. Our dynamic live map, easily accessible via links on our server website or in-game with the /map chat command, provides a captivating top-down view of the world. This invaluable tool not only helps you navigate and locate points of interest but also enables you to connect with fellow players, spot mobs, and identify land claims. It’s a game-changer for those seeking to embark on epic adventures and collaborate effectively in our vibrant virtual world.Currently, we support Java Edition exclusively, so fire up your Java client, add our server IP address, and join us in crafting the ultimate cooperative adventure. Discover the joy of pure Minecraft camaraderie at Minecraft Country, where “vanilla” is anything but ordinary.You can find lots more information at our website. You can also find many of our links and commands in a convenient in-game GUI by using the /menu or /m command in chat.Join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crops Grown:	8204
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	437	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2449	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8982	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Farms Harvested:	203	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	5598
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5625
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The #1 Lifesteal & PVP network for everyone! Join our LifestealSMP and other gamemodes today! 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒 – No LAGG – 24/7 online – Low ping & good gameplay – Friendly staff – FREE ranks – SMP & PVP gamemodes – BOXPVP – Events & much much more, join the best minecraft server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!